Ebm B Did I strangle you with my love? Ebm B Think I saw it wrapped around your throat Ebm B This bit is played on a melodian I think The last time I saw you, you looked so pale Ebm B And white just like a ghost Ebm B It was fun for about 5 little minutes Ebm B And then you cleared your throat Ebm B My eyes swelled up, I curled my toes Ebm B And you said I almost choked B C# Ebm And you said I almost choked Ebm B But honey why did you go F# B Behind the bunhouse? C# B Ebm B Didn't you know how much I had to give? Ebm B You knocked me over the head F# B With a rolling pin C# B B Bb Ebm And then you got down and you kicked me in the ribs Ebm B Ebm B The penny dropped even before I clocked Ebm B Just where your hands had been Ebm B It's like you'd done your hair for somebody else Ebm B Scared that you might have been seen Ebm B I slipped down a flight of stairs Ebm B And my face must have looked so long Ebm B Cos even the dosser with the saxophone Ebm B Was asking me what's wrong B C# He said "buddy, what is wrong?" Ebm B But honey why did you go F# B Behind the bunhouse? C# B Ebm B Didn't you know how much I had to give? Ebm B You knocked me over the head F# B With a rolling pin C# B B Bb Ebm And then you got down and you kicked me in the ribs Ebm B Please won't you spare me the details Ebm B Before I get up and I go Ebm B Who was it that stabbed me in the back Ebm B Or do you think I ought not to know? Ebm B You see the way I was before we met Ebm B I was curled up in a shell Ebm B And if I'm not counting planes up in the sky Ebm B Then I'm falling down a well B C# Bbm I'm at the bottom of a well Ebm B But honey why did you go F# B Behind the bunhouse? C# B Ebm B Didn't you know how much I had to give? Ebm B You knocked me over the head F# B With a rolling pin C# B B Bb Ebm And then you got down and you kicked me in the ribs Ebm B til the end